After a while you realise you are not in crypto for the money, you just want to feel something in that hollow husk of your body. It doesn't matter which way the price swings, you get your kick either way.

Let's be frank, you probably will not get filthy rich. You know that already. It sure can happen, but the amounts most of you are putting in will not change your life.
But it is not the point, is it? I know why you are really here. Every time you open your portfolio tracker, there is a surprise waiting for you. Those small flashes of excitement in your bleak and miserable existente. Does it matter if the number goes up or down? Not really. You just want that kick. 2% swings are just not good enough. You NEED those 10% pumps or dumps just to feel SOMETHING in your wretched life. Do you need another small cap altcoin from some unknown Indonesian dev team with no prior projects? Of course not, but imagine the excitement when in one hour you have literally lost everything or got ten times the money back! That's the good stuff and you will chase that dragon and tell everyone and even yourself that "you are in for the tech". But I know you! So go buy that degenerate Jpeg of an axolotl and rub one off afterwards!