Alright, what are we blaming this on?

I think we should assign each problem or potential source a number from 2 to 12 and roll a couple of dice. Whichever number they add up to we march towards, pitchforks aloft.

So, for example:

We roll a 3; 3 = Banks; Barclays gets sent a strongly-worded letter

We roll a 6; 6 = China; we smash some tea pots

We roll a 7; 7 = the stock market; we find the nearest Buffet and take more than we can eat

We roll an 8; 8 = the 'metaverse'; Zuckerberg doesn't get any dried crickets for a few days

We roll a 10; 10 = the US government; we storm the cap-...wait, no!