Bitcoin Forgives Billions in ATH Purchases; Critics Fear Shitcoin

LOCATION UNKNOWN, Aug 27 (Reddit) - Bitcoin said early morning Saturday that it would forgive degenerates who bought in at $69,045.00, sparking outrage amongst critics and once-believers.

The move under $20k could boost support from Veteran degenerates who were enjoying a bull-intoxicated slumber until Christmas of 2021. These old-timers are expected to buy in at a calm pace and DCA appropriately. To some long term investors, these times are welcome.

Unsurprisingly, this dip has sparked outrage from non-crypto friendly crowds, saying Bitcoin and crypto in general is a scam that corrupts minds. John Phillips, a frequenter of the Reddit community r/CC was asked what he thought about the outrage, responding, "Sir, this is a casino".

Many other online communities are showing extreme fear, huddling together in support of falling prices, with members regularly succumbing to the pressure and panic selling. Reports are also now continuously showing fire-sale-drunk investors selling their house and families to buy "just one more" before the bottom is gone.

Although so many bought at $69,045.00 and got rekt, Bitcoin has promised to forgive FOMO losses should these eager beavers show loyalty.

BTC was quoted as it danced provocatively around $20k, saying, "HODL".