Eth devs: we give you a blockchain for smart contracts. Imagine auto settlement of corporate contracts, property sales, will to bypass probate, etc. now go learn solidity and develop Eth-based solutions for your business.
Degen 1: lower gas fee? I want to pay each of my 5 friends .00001 Eth once a day.
Degen 2: to the fking moon! I bought .0001 Eth and I want to be a millionaire in 5 years! Diamond hands!
Eth devs: that was not what we had in mind.
Degen 3: gas fee too high! I want to buy movie ticket and popcorn with my eth!
Degen 4: why is price not going up! I’m switching to ###
Degen 5: I just sold all my ### because it didn’t moon. I’m back to Eth. Why did it cost me so much fee?
Degen 6: hey guys, I gave this Eth dev my private key and he stole all my .001 Eth. Can you help me get it back?
Degen 7: Stay positive everyone! Eth cured my cancer! I’m not here to farm moons but feel free to upvote me.
Eth devs: smh
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