Here's a wild idea: Jerk-to-earn

I'm just throwing shit out there, but if someone actually picks up on that, knock yourselves out and build — the world needs this.

So, a starter pack would include an app, a fitness tracker for men or a fitness tracker and a dildo for ladies. Of course you'll need to mint an NFT (of different tiers) to create your account that syncs with the devices.

The FAP (or JRKN?) coin will be distributed when two conditions are met: the pulse is over a certain threshold and the accelerometer picks up a movement matching a number of particular patterns.

FAP will be integrated with PornHub and used to unlock unique content. When you fap to a video, the creator also earns FAP.

The value will come from users buying NFTs, devices and merch.

You get the idea. Easily 17B market cap. What do you think?

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