Hope this doesn't count as insider trading but I overheard a couple guys in County jail talking about an Etherium fork..

Apparently there's a token coming out called mETH. These two guys were so bullish on it that they literally wouldn't talk about anything but mETH for entire days at a time. One of the guys even stole his mom's silverware to sell for more mETH. (Buy the dip amiright?)

My only concern is the environmental factor. The other investor was pretty burned. Apparently his mining center overheated and legit exploded. (They're called mETH labs btw). Anyways, wanted to share that here with y'all.

???????? keep those Crystal Hands!