I am being watched.

At this point I am convinced, that there is a guy somewhere out there, sitting on a pile of gold like Scrooge McDuck, or a dragon in its cave with all those piles and piles of nice cool butt-gold, who is watching me like my life is his personal Truman show, and he is like...

Oh, I see, you just bought some crypto. Let me dump this metric-fuckton of bitcoin for you so you can't be happy for your purchase and lose all your money worth...

I see, you are limiting your losses and sell via stop-loss. Smart move. Smart move.

Are you done? Sold everything? Sure?

Good. Good.

Now, let me buy this other fuckton of bitcoin, so pump the price back way above your original buy-in price.

What do you mean why am I doing this to you?

For the lulz of course. Aren't you entertained? It is funny...