I am completely chill on crashes. The pumps scare the crap out of me.

Sitting at the desk and doomscrolling media. My roommate yells from his room:

"Hey! You should look at the charts."

"I don't need to, mate. The whole world goes to shit. Of course they are in freefall!"

"Open CoinMarketCap for a sec!"

Well, how bad can it be?...... WHAT? WHY? How the fuck is everything up double digits? That can not be right. It must be market manipulation. There is a 30% drop coming. Who the hell is buying right now?

"What the fuck is happening?!"

"I don't know either. I am scared my man!"

"Russia is in full economic collapse, Ukraine is under siege. All companies are cutting ties und selling of everything Russian. China is looking at Taiwan like "that's looks juicy". Markets are fearful as fuck and no one knows what the next shit show will be. Bitcoin meanwhile pumps like there is no tomorrow. Maybe there is no tomorrow?"

"I need to call my mom and say I love her!"