In a revolutionary step, 90% of gas fees are now paid at the pump.

Many experts in the field have been baffled by the sudden drop in gas fees from 200$ to just 2$ on ethirium block chain in recent days.

In what analysts have described as a "Genius move" Vitamin has successfully implemented Etherium 3.0 upgrade that offloads a part of the gas fees straight to the pump at a gas station near you.

The precise mechanic for how this works is unclear, but it appears that the notoriously anti-putin founder of etihrum has sanctioned Russian oil in a way where 90% of gas fee on Eterhum is paid by burning Putin's oil on the spot.

When asked for a comment on the recent upgrade, Mr Butter simply responded with "Cyka Putin".

According to western intelligence sources, Russia plans to respond to this "unprovoked agression" by launching tactical nuclear weapons at mr Vitamins place of birth, as a way to "De-nazify" and "neutralize" the threat posed by that country's incompetent leadership.