It Seems This Needs to be Reported Now That the Opposite Has Happened from What was Reported Earlier

just saw a post earlier today saying :

"Bitcoin surges 7% to top $20,000, its highest level in more than a week, even as stocks hit 2022 lows"

now it must be reported that Bitcoin plummets below $ 19,000 to go back to the levels we just were at before the "surge" of 7 whole percent. it's just that 7% comes and goes so fast in crypto, is it really worth reporting? it just seems that it has to be extreme one way or the other. so now what, now that the 7% is gone just as fast as it rose?

yes, I'm mocking the reporting! not to be a jerk or anything, but just because it seems like this is how it's done. should I quit my day job?