Monopoly Rules: The Bank Never "Goes Broke". If the banker runs out of money, they may issue as much as needed by writing on a piece of ordinary paper

Pricing the US Dollar in terms of infinite Monopoly cash is a JOKE.

If someone offered you literal Monopoly money for anything, you'd laugh in their face. Yet, ironically, what the rules of Monopoly state are essentially EXACTLY what happens with USD as needed. I downloaded and highlighted the official rules from Hasbro.

Pricing finite bitcoin in terms of exponentially infinite USD is equally as much of a joke as someone offering to pay you in Monopoly money.

Once you realize, from a fundamental supply perspective, there's literally no difference between USD and official Monopoly money, you'll rush to store your value in something else.

Regardless of the amount, I'd get off having zero Bitcoin.

Your choice. Everyone will get it at the price they deserve.