My boss thanked me because of crypto and may give me a raise

So yesterday my boss came to me and thank me for my hard work. How I have been a ideal employee as I have been staying in late at work and doing such a fantastic job with the work handed to me. He even suggested that he will bump up my salary if I continue.

This is all thanks to crypto! Why you may ask? Well, this is how my work goes. I go in and finish everything as soon as I can and then start looking at those charts. I look at them and I pray to them, ask the crypto gods not to make my portfolio bleed like there is no tomorrow. Count the gains I would have made if I sold some during the ATHs. Go to the washroom and cry my eyes out. Then back I go and stare at the charts. I lose track of time every day and end up leaving a lot later than the others.

I get in some ways the crypto gods have listened to me, they did nothing to my cryptos but helped me with my fiat.

I have to go now, it's time I use the washroom stall and cry my eyes out.