Okay everyone, get ready for a bullrun. I’m going to try swing trading, again. You can all thank me later.

Had the thought of trying swing trades, as the market trades sideways. But from my past experiences, I’ll most likely cause a massive bullrun, as I sell at a -1% day, just to miss a massive upward spike the next day of +1000%.

You can all thank me later. Happy to be of service…

Edit - commas are nice, let me add a few

Edit - if you happen to afford a few lambos, please paint one Iridescent Fuscia in my honor. That was my go to Need for Speed Underground color. Queue Doomsday by Overseer.

Edit - for those anxiously asking “what’s going on?”, not sure if /s but in case its genuine confusion.

Nothing’s going on, I’m just being tongue-in-cheek with some gallows humour. Basically, making fun of how sometimes things don’t go your way and you try do fix it with educated guesses and potentiality make things worse.

Again, no hidden meaning, just people messing around. Things can go up, down, sideways, hoopla hoop, I don’t know. Just don’t follow me into the breach, I’ll likely get myself killed for the greater good a la Sean Bean style.