[Prediction] The current bear market will end within 10 days of Oct. 1st 2021 or I’ll donate $500

You heard it here first, unless you read my shitpost in the other thread where I first made this prediction.

I am predicting a 20 day window for the end of our current bear market, if it does not end between September 22nd and October 11th I will donate 500 USD to the highest voted secular charity that doesn’t offend any of my sensibilities. (I’ll donate to NPR if nobody participates lol)

I marked this as comedy so I won’t get moons, or much fewer of them, I don’t know how it works exactly.

edit: Thanks to u/Lobster_Messiah we will use a definition for the “bear market ending” as described in this comment thread.