Safemoon just spent months hyping a "revolutionary new security feature" and it's legit the dumbest thing ever.

INTRODUCING SAFEMOON ORBITAL SHIELD!!

WHAT is Orbital Shield?

It's been marketed forever as being this super secure method to hold your Crypto, and that's pretty much all the details we got. It didn't stop CEO John Karony tweeting "Safemoon Orbital Shield" ominously during the BNB hack last night, a clear dog-whistle that his new feature could've prevented a hacker running off with hundreds of millions of dollars..

Here's what's been released so far.

So that's it? We're now devolving back from seed phrases to common username and passwords?

This is the stupidest fucking 'innovation' in this space, what's next? "We're going from blockchain back to a simple centralised ledger!" Oh wait, I forgot TRON already exists. Ho ho ho, cheap shot.

I mean just look at this shit. "Pressing [link] will link all of your loaded wallets to your Safemoon Master Wallet"

REALLY?!

Ok, let me just take all my crypto spread across my wallets, and give them one single point of failure, which is a username/password combo, something that can be socially engineered out of a moron faster than you can say "Moons Distribution"

And this massive security flaw, all for what? Oh yeah, the incredible convenience of not having to enter a 12-word seed phrase once per device. WOW. Sign me up.