Satoshi Nakamoto walks into a bar

and sits next to his grown up son BTC.

He says: Well, son, I knew this day would eventually come. I've been following your journey from the shadows. Ever since I left you with my friend Hal Finney. I saw you slave away your childhood to survive on some pizzas. I followed you during your teenage years when you were exercising hard and developing your muscles on Bitcoin Market and Mt Gox.

Many doubted you but you believed in yourself. You never gave a fuck what anyone else thought about you. Eventually you became someone respected, someone everyone wanted to get a piece of. News of your achievements spread all over the world.

Son, yesterday I saw what happened in El Salvador, you got bigger than the US dollar, and the Beatles. Now, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to be straight with you, son, you're adopted.