So you say you want to buy more crypto?

If you're like me, the limiting reagent stopping your crypto purchases is a lack of fiat. So, I figured, while waiting for the market to moon, we could compile a list of ways to generate more fiat to buy more crypto-

1) Overtime - are you 'lucky' enough to have a corporate overlard (or overlord, depending) that lets you work yourself to death in the fiat mines? Take advantage and dump it all in crypto.

2) Oldie but a goodie - sperm donations still sell... and besides, what else were you doing with it?

3) In that same vein (hah!) plasma donation is still paying and in high demand. One of the local ones offers up to 1k$ a month, that means almost 4 Eth a year!

4) Sell stuff. Who needs stuff. Is there junk lying around your house that you forget where it came from or why you ever bought it? Get rid of it! When your bags moon, it'll be cheaper to move to your new mansion.

5) Ramen comes in expensive, cheap, and ultra cheap. Stretch your raman by adding actual cardboard. If you're low on cardboard cause you haven't been able to shop on amazon cause you're broke, scrounge from the neighbors, they're happy to get rid of boxes.

6) Online gigs - no... not those, side hustles. I've gotten a few bucks for investing by doing online tutoring, editing some papers, that sort of thing.

7) Ok, those too, yeah, lots of adult entertainment online. Think you're not hot enough for an onlyfans or chaturbate? trust me, based on some of the folks i've seen on there, you're someone's kink... for some reason... and they'll pay.

8) Steal from work (not financial advice) you know the cheapest place to get toilet paper? At work! That's right... it's mostly free there.

9) Kidneys come in pairs, right? It's just greedy to want two. I can assure you there's someone out there with a bigger bag that's lived a life of luxury who's willing to pay nicely for your spare one.

10) Prison - free rent, free board, and you can't sell your crypto while you're locked up!

What else you got?