The #1 reason we won’t be entering a bear market

Okay so I see speculation that we’re entering a bear market, but I also see “analysts” saying we’re still in the Bull. - Here’s my analysis, it’s probably the best one yet. Here’s why we’re not entering a bear market. - Winter is coming, yes. Winter will be here shortly, therefore it’s bullish. Why is it bullish? Bears hibernate during winter. - Therefore they cannot short anything during hibernation, therefore only bulls can long and pump everything. - Therefore, winter is going to be the most bullish time for us. Sometimes you need to take a step back from “golden crosses” and “death crosses” and just do some studies on nature bruh.