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What the hell is up with the merge? The Ethereum foundation has been hyping us up with all this buzz about the merge for YEARS. News outlets have been incessant with all the news in the last month about “the merge”. I couldn’t wait, I FOMO’d in to ETH leading up to the merge and it finally happened.

Well, I didn’t expect to see a couple fucking pandas. I was expecting some big merge and my computer goes into hyperdrive. I check the price of ETH, and of course, no pump. It’s just toggling in neutral at first now dumping.

I was planning for the biggest event in crypto history after the mother of all pumps and all we got was a couple of pandas. You guys have fun, I’m selling my ETH and I’m out.

Edit: I think my joke may have landed a little hard

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