Using the infinity stones to explain Bitcoin

My previous post was a meme titled "Bitcoin is an infinity stone." u/ThetaSlasher correctly responded to it by saying Bitcoin is "THE infinity stone." This got me thinking of how the infinity stones from Marvel comics can be used as a metaphor to explain the true beauty of Bitcoin.

Bitcoin is like all the infinity stones in one package -

1. The Space stone: Represents Bitcoin's superior salability across space compared to commodity based moneys like gold and silver. Imagine the costs and hassle involved in transporting 1 million dollars worth of gold across a continent and compare that with transporting 1 million dollars worth of bitcoin. If you memorize your seed phrase, your bitcoin literally travels with you for free anywhere across the world and no one can stop you.
2. The Time stone: Represents Bitcoin's godlike salability across time. With the maximum supply capped at 21 million, the Bitcoin blockchain preserves your share of bitcoin in perpetuity (assuming you stored it properly in a hard wallet of course), until you (by your own will) decide to transfer it to someone else.
3. The Power stone: Represents the unsurmountable firewall of energy that makes Bitcoin the most secure ledger of record ever created, thanks to the power of PoW. Just like Fort Knox is a metaphor for physical strength and security, Bitcoin will from now on be the metaphor for cyber strength and security!
4. The Reality stone: Represents the immutability of Bitcoin. All the chaos and chatter created by humans has zero impact on Bitcoin's operation. The sun will rise every day and Bitcoin will continue to create a new block every 10 minutes till the day you die. When you cant change something, you simply adjust to it. Bitcoin warps reality to its will.
5. The Soul stone: Represents the ability of Bitcoin changes the essence of who you are. Just like language is not just a tool to communicate with others, but literally dictates how you perceive the world, the experience of truly owning something for the first time in your life gives you a whole new lens by which you view everything around you.