We should start naming crashes and dips like we are naming hurricanes.

I know it sounds dumb and maybe it is, but we had so many crashes and dips in the last time it's hard to talk about them.

E.g. a totally real convo, that happens everyday.

"The crash of june was so hard dude"

"Which one you mean? The first, second, third? 2021 or 2020? Dafuq are we talking about"

See? It's really hard.

Now with names:

"Dude, Veronica really destroyed my Portfolio"

"Man, Veronica was nothing, remember Dave? Even fucked my good ol' ADA. Dude was fucking devastating."

See? No confusion. Also it's hilarious.