Wendy’s: A Use Case for Bitcoin

Hey again /u/Wendys, it’s me. I stopped trying to make contact with you over at /r/Wendys. They don’t want to see you be successful for some reason. I told you on Saturday, that your stock wasn’t doing good. I tried to reach you yesterday when Bitcoin reached a new All-Time High. I told you that NOBODY would want to buy you when the stock market opened today. And sure enough, Bitcoin went even higher, and NOBODY bought you. Instead of just telling you why YOU need ME. I’ll tell you why I need YOU too, and we can work together.

I worked for you for 5 years before being able to do it on my own. If /r/Bitcoin goes to $0, I’m gonna need you again. I noticed you were hanging out in /r/wallstreetbets. And the truth is, it looks like you’ve been trading options for 20 years. I’m not going to $0, but at this point you might end up working there too. You are basically the first WSB user...ever, basically gambling Uncle Dave’s inheritance.

As much time as you have spent on WSB how have you not thought of Bitcoin? How many companies have you seen add Bitcoin to their balance sheet for them to pump 30%? Have you heard of MicroStrategy? If you had Bitcoin, the price of beef wouldn’t matter. Wendy, everybody loves your “Old-Fashioned Burgers”. But maybe your strategy is too old-fashioned.

It’s time for the /u/Wendys New-Fashioned, you can keep the burgers old. Instead of worrying about the next salad, let’s get innovative and back on track and become the first 1 Trillion fast-food company together. I’m giving you a year to get into re-hab, otherwise, I can’t help someone who doesn’t WANT to help themselves. I’m sorry you are busy closing 140 stores right now, but that didn’t have to happen. Bitcoin fixes this. P.S. Nobody’s gonna buy you tomorrow eiither. Ur Pal -NB