What its like currently holding ADA.

Hodling ADA is like you're eating at a 5 star gourmet restaurant where Gordon Ramsey (Charles Hoskinson) is the chef. Its renouned worldwide . Bottles of wine start at $500. All that to say that the food should be amazing. Only for you to be served chicken tendies and soggy fries from the kids menu.

You look around then down at your plate. "I thought this was supposed to be good?" You think to yourself.

Here comes your buddy, the guy who invited you to the restaurant. (Put in his entire life savings in at $0.35)

"Told you this place is the shit bro." Your buddy says as he sits down and is served a TV dinner from Banquet.

"Oh yeah the food isn't great... right now. But wait until later trust me bro." He says as he starts to unwrap the plastic film with a big grin on his face.

Just as you were about to take a bite of your tendie Allincrypto sits down at your table. "Sup boys, Allincrypto here." Then immediately takes a bite of a turd Charles Hoskinsin layed on his plate.

"Oh my favorite!" He says as he leans forward and eats the log apple bobbing style with no hands.

"Don't think about your food now. Think about the filet mignon of tomorrow." As he goes in for another bite.

Disgusted, you look out the window at a run down diner across the street. You peer into the window and see families laughing and having a good time. You see the waitress walk over to the table with what looks like a bacon cheeseburger and a new york strip steak.

"Wow that looks pretty good." You mutter to yourself.

Just as you say that Allincrypto and your buddy surround you.

"That place is so shit." They say in unison as they both proceed to shut the curtains from each side.

Right before the curtains fully close you look up at the neon sign above the diner. It reads "Ethereum diner"

You turn around and stand up. Everyone in the restaurant has stopped eating and is glaring at you in complete silence.

"Hail Hydra" they start chanting.

They all get up and start to surround you while still chanting "Hail Hydra"

A woman shouts from the back, "Hydra will save us! Kill the non believer!"

"Im sorry! I will eat my tendie please don't hurt me! That place across the street sucks." But it doesn't work and they proceed towards you slowly. You shut your eyes and prepare for the worst.

You suddenly wake up in your bed.

"Omg it was a dream. Thank god." You think to yourself.

You pull out your phone to look at your portfolio.

$10,000 bought at $2.68. Portfolio down 69.420%

You walk over to the bathroom and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. You smile with a tear rolling down your cheek. You notice your teeth are smeared with shit.

"I wouldn't have it any other way." You think to yourself.

You proceed to go on Reddit to post about the new Solana outage and check what new features are coming soon to Cardano.

You look right into the camera. After a long pause you smile and shout "Hail Hydra" at the top of your lungs.

The camera zooms away from your face and out of your RV thats parked in front of your step dads house and the credits start rolling.

Fin