Where To Hide Your Hardware Wallet, coming from someone who lives in a country where everyone hides their money now.

Country crises cause banks to close with all the people's money, then inflation soars, now banks either don't give money back or gives them in small amounts at the pre-inflated rate. Oopsie daisy, now everyone's money is "self-custody".

And now everyone has gotten shiny new hardware wallets after the thing that happened.

So let's get to the point, there was news on wild places people have stored their money post-banks and they will most likely work for your hardware wallets! *^{this is not financial advice, don't sue me.}

• Find yourself a loose floor tile and hide it under there! Some money was reported to rot there due to lack of oxygen, so I'm not sure how the hardware wallet materials will last. (this might not work in the cardboard houses of America)
• Some sneaky unused pipe in some wall will do the trick! just make sure a rat doesn't snatch it, like with that one guy's money …
• Closet! I've spent some time in there, (still am) and I know all the nooks and crannies. Just layer some clothes you totally wear over it.
• Put it in a bank safe! … oh, wait.

Got any more tips n tricks?