WIFE!!!!!!!!

So has anybody not told their wife that they have purchased Bitcoin and the price has gone way up? I have not told my wife about it because she will want me to sell so we can spend it. If you are in the same boat as I am in, do you feel like you are lying to her? Or how did you tell her after years of holding it? Am I in trouble?

UPDATE

Thank you for all the responses. Some were helpful, some funny, and some people are just idiots and not helpful. I did read all of them. I love my wife of 21 years and am not looking to get divorced. My wife is a school teacher and is very intelligent. What I want to do is surprise her with an early retirement. She is about 8 years away from being able to retire with full pension. But she is tired of all the BS that goes with the job. Our daughter is in college right now and will have 3 years after this year. If all goes according to plan, we both can retire after she graduates. Just need it to get to 500 000. In the next 3 years.

We are a middle-class family and have no problems paying our bills. Just an FYI.

For those saying I need to grow a pair, I spent 12 years in the Army. I know I have a pair. Did you put your life on the line for your country.