A great idea if you’re scared of not holding long term

So I’ve been thinking about regrets people have had in the past, you know the stories where people say “oh I invested in Bitcoin at $1,000 but sold when it hit $7,000” we’ve seen the same regrets over and over again.

Here’s a solution. Say you wanna hold for at least 5 years, but you’re afraid your paper hands mentality will take over and you’ll sell early, here’s what you do.

1) invest as much as you can into BTC (or whatever coin you have faith in)

2) You commit a crime that gets you that many years, maybe armed robbery? GTA? I dunno, DYOR with the crimes in your local area.

Plead guilty, do the time, come out rich as fuck.

This is financial advice, you’re welcome.

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