How Long Until A User Friendly Idiot Proof wallet is invented?

and until they do, what is the simplest option for me??

please—-id you have an idea, weigh in.

. im older and just not a tech guy. I am competent at many things, and even impressive at a few others.

but modern tech often confounds and frustrates me. i want to throw my phone in the river half the time.

im not stupid though, and have been DCA modestly for a while now.

i understand the importance of getting BTC off exchange into wallet but when I read about it i clearly see it is likely to go poorly for me.

an idiot proof wallet would be am amazing success. is it even possible?

again, if you have a recommendation for the easiest wallet , i need the help.