Ted Lasso: The universe told me to buy Bitcoin in 2009

The full quote is: “Samuel, you’re overthinking this. Stop looking for the answer and let the answer come to you. If you open yourself to it, the universe will give you a sign. Daddy, with all due respect, isn’t this decision too important to be left to the universe? the universe has always put me on the right path. The universe told me to marry your mother, and to buy bitcoin in 2009.”

I hope the universe also told him to self custody that shid, avoid Mt. Gox, and never trust an ETF or Coinbase, lest you end up like a GameStop investor pre squeeze and synthetic share bullshid. Can you even believe how messed up things are in the USA? Interest expense on national debt as expensive as military spending? Wow. Anyway, thanks Sam’s Dad.