Top 10 responses to people asking if you are still in crypto

Of course, I’m still in crypto. It’s the future of money. (You secretly wish you sold at the top)

I’m not worried about the price fluctuations. I’m in it for the long term. (You check the charts every hour and panic sell every dip)

I diversify my portfolio with different coins and tokens. (You have no idea what most of them do or how they work)

I only invest in projects with strong fundamentals and real use cases. (You chase every hype and fomo into every pump)

I don’t care about fiat value. I measure my wealth in satoshis. (You cry when you see how much you could have bought with your crypto)

I’m not affected by the market sentiment. I do my own research. (You follow every influencer and shill you can find)

I’m not a trader. I’m a hodler. (You buy high and sell low)

I don’t need to cash out. I can spend my crypto directly with various merchants and services. (You never actually use your crypto for anything except gambling)

I’m not a speculator. I’m a supporter of the crypto revolution. (You only care about making money and don’t understand the vision or philosophy behind crypto)

I’m not broke. I’m rich in crypto. (You can’t pay your bills or buy food)