What are you telling your wife/family when they ask what happened to our crypto investment?

So, I convinced my wife to invest in crypto, and things were going pretty well at first. We almost tripled our investment! But then, like a typical clown, I got greedy and started day trading. Long story short, I lost almost everything.

Now, to avoid looking like a complete idiot, I'm secretly putting money back into crypto. When my wife asks how our crypto is doing, I just tell her we're in a bear market and everything will be fine soon.

Oh, and by the way, I also convinced my friends and family to invest in these ridiculous helium miners. Yeah, that was a huge mistake. Almost all of my suggested projects are now 80% or more down!

Lesson learned: I need to learn to shut my mouth when things are going well for me. There's no point in taking credit when everything falls apart.