I made a change.org petition to make the price of crypto higher

Link: Change.org petition link

Hi folks, creator of dogecoin here.

As we all know, cryptocurrency has not gone up forever, and this is unacceptable. We have purchased cryptocurrency because it would make us rich quick without any effort, and if it doesn’t go up forever then that won’t happen.

I have been asked to solve this problem, even though I made dogecoin as a satire on how dumb the cryptocurrency scene was 8 years ago and handed off the project 7 years ago, but that doesn’t seem to matter, all crypto prices are still my responsibility.

But then I got an idea: what if we made a petition? They can’t ignore us if we do. If we make and sign the petition, it will make crypto go up in value, and as such we can truly make money without any effort, which is the true American dream.

I would like to ask you all to join me in this important effort. Please sign the petition. We can make a difference, together.

Edit: Thank you all for the support! Crypto market has gone up 5% since the petition was made. 350 signatures! Yes we can! Yes we can!